Thank you for calling the DSM–6 Suggestion Line. At the sound of what we humorously call the Pavlov Bell, please leave your mental health suggestion for our next edition. If yours is chosen you may opt into our next Milgram experiment on liberals!
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Uh yeah, the name is Angel, David Angel, as in Bond, James Bond, and I’m not a clinical psychologist, but I did have a really lucid dream of me, Ursula Andres and Sigmund Freud wearing white bikinis at a Holiday Inn Express last night, and my suggestion is for a simple and idiot proof test of whether a person suffers from TDS because I hear the DSM will include that particular form of mental deficiency in its sixth edition.
What you do when you suspect the leftist media succeeded in deranging another lib is ask the poor SOB what he, she, zem, zer, zit thinks they think about that antisemitic Nazi tattoo sporting sexting Mainer - the guy who's trying to defeat a sane woman for a senate seat.
If you observe zey tripping over zemselves telling you he’s a combat veteran with PTSD and a good oyster farm-boy and a tribute to the forgiving nature of the American people and a testament to ransom, forgiveness of sins, the new covenant, and salvation and they start quoting Mark and Matthew and Luke and John you can tell them that Angel's Nomothetic Theory of TDS moots standard differential diagnostic procedures and that they may proceed directly to inpatient admission.
Thank me? Don’t mention it! That's why I'm here.
PoetNote -
I know liberals won't be quoting verses from the Good Book, but here's a few to honor the day God sees to it that the Democrats anoint a better candidate by picking a random name from a Maine phonebook.
Mark 10:45 (KJV)
45 For even the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.
Luke 22:19–20 (KJV)
19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.
20 Likewise also the cup after supper, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood, which is shed for you.
John 3:16–17
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
John 8:36
36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.
John 10:11
11 I am Graham Platner, oyster farmer and the good shepherd who giveth his life for the sheep and who counts mightily on liberal brainwashing to have any shot at shucking my last goddamn oyster
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PoetNote -
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition, Text Revision (DSM-5-TR), is the most comprehensive, current, and critical resource for clinical practice available to today's mental health clinicians and researchers. DSM-5-TR includes the fully revised text and references, updated diagnostic criteria and ICD-10-CM codes since DSM-5 was published in 2013. It features a new disorder, Prolonged Trump Disorder, as well as codes for suicidal behavior available to all clinicians of any discipline without the requirement of any other diagnosis.
Cici -
It’s Prolonged GRIEF Disorder, Sigmund
Angel -
I have that... Even more than watching Democrats actually nominate Platner, it grieves me to watch Trump pretend there ever was or ever will be a deal with the devil. I don't know what the Hell he's doing anymore. I hope I'm wrong. Am I?
If Iran and the IRGC give up the ghost by opening the strait, turning over all enriched nuclear material, ceasing its nuclear and long range missile programs, permits unfettered inspections to insure it is not regrouping, ceases warfare, ceases support for terrorists around the world including Hamas and Hizbollah, leaves Israel alone, stops calling for destruction of the "Little Satan" and the "Great Satan" and does all of this without further bloodshed, then Trump's a genius and I'll eat my yarmulke. Emes!
What I think is more likely to happen is what people called for so Republicans have less of a chance of getting shellacked in the mid-terms - make a bad deal - a pretense of a deal and call it a win - sell it as a win - and count on Americans to be so freaking stupid that they think it is.
You believe Trump this time? Is my skepticism unwarranted? Am I crazy?
