The grumpy ones sit on their rumps On top of a tower called Trump Jealous indeed, Down on their knees Praying for the nerve to just jump Too late to fix up your limerick I’m sure you’re a very nice chick Syllable counting, Leaves this man doubting That liberals are smarter than bricks Hat tip - Anton Kleinschmidt - @towardsextinction - Spite Churches and trains, amphitheaters What is it about all these murders? They tried to off POTUS With obvious motive At the ball game, I sit by a girder There once was a sly little Fox Hired babes with blond hair from a box Perched on the couch Running their mouths When they uncross their legs we (red blooded, all American, conservative, heteronormative patriots) WATCH! Copyright ©️ 2025, David Angel, All Rights Reserved Cici - You mean more like STARE Angel - Don't forget DROOL The Fun with Poetic Form Series: #1 When Her Poetry is Good #2 Bad, Poetry, Society, #3 Hard Pass on Poetry Contests #4 Living Yesterday #5 When Poetry Inspires Rhyme #6 Appetence for Poetry #7 Free Poetry & Worth Every Cent #8 Patchwork Poetry #9 First Stab at a Senryū #10 Of the Ether #11 When Allegory Inspires Rhyme #12 On Poetic Form and the Value of Time #13 Limerick #14 Better than God #15 Professor of Poetry #16 A Mouthful of Hendecasyllables #17 Write to Win #18 The Ontology of Poetry #19 “Express Dick,” Learn Siri! #20 Placento - the “Cento” #21 The Slave of Poetic Duty #22 Birth of a Poetic Form Series - the “Lowku” #23 Why Dimeter has Four Syllables per Line #24 They’re Just Dead Leaves - the Villanelle # 25 (a-e) - the Haiku Breakup Haikus Om Haiku Haiku Contest - Subject: The Future Alpha-Bit “Haikus” Haikus of Hope #26 Short Poet Society - Short Poets #27 I Mean Like Fortune Cookies Sonnet #28 (a-d) - the Ekphrastic poem - Hidden Meaning Speak No Evil’s All Too Short Love Affair with See No Evil’s Wife The Rift Between the Wall Did the Princess Lose her Pet? #29 (a-e) - Love Lost Series - a. Limerick b. Haiku c. Sijo d. Sonnet e. Blank verse #30 Egghead “Poetry” #31 Blunt Instruments - On words #32 On Gleaning Meaning from a Poem and The Four Questions # 33 The Lune #34 The Evil Genie Said “Choose!” # 35 Feather and Chain - The “Decrescendo” # 36 Walkin’ the DOGE - Political Satire #37 The Second Coming? - Rap # 38 Prosody for Dum-dums # 39 The ABCs of Gloating - The Rhyme Scheme #40 Fluckmeter Sonnet #41 Breaking the Tomatometer # 42 Erasing Erasure Eyewash # 43 The Trump FUKKU # 44 Can’t Stop Rimming # 45 Sell No Rhyme Before It’s Time - The Slant Rhyme # 46 The Free Verse Curse - Vers Libre # 47 Postmark BFE - The Prompt # 48 Soft Spot for Animals - On Inspiration # 49 Pita and Circuses - Satire # 50 The Vomitcratic Party - Free Verse #51 Wood You Like More “Haikus?” - The “Funku” # 52 - A Good Geek’ll Do That - Write it down or lose it! # 53 - Aerodynamics of Flight - Evolution of a Poem #54 - London Bridge is Falling Down Haiku - The Renga #55 - The Desaltery - Poetic License #56 - Dumbwasteoftimedoh - The Rondeau #57 - Yes It Does! - The Slant Rhyme #58 - Temptation Sonnet - The Angelspearean Sonnet #59 - A Poet Worth Her Salt - Write Only from the Heart # 60 - The Enquirer - Literary Criticism for English Minors # 61 - Storge: Not Exactly My Plan - The Acrostic Poem # 62 - Two Wings to Fly - The Parable # 63 - Rimshot - Satire vs. Parody # 64 - Night School of the Fine Art - Alliteration # 65 - A Lune to Make You Swoon # 66 - Feeling Like a Dead Duck - Slant Rhyme for the Third Time #67 - AABBA - More Pathetic Limericks