Do Not Pass Go

Poem # 4 B - The Inappropriate Humor Quaternity

Do Not Pass Go

     David Angel 

Poem # 4 B - The Inappropriate
Humor Quaternity

     David Angel 

Collect $200, stop on Go 
Or just keep goin', I dunno 
Kind of a nothin' square
No cards to turn - no hotels there

Children love to play their games
Today I heard a zinger!
Little ones who make up names
Sometimes nice, oftimes the finger

Apparently, some "purebred" kid
Came up with a portmanteau
One that maybe should be nixed
About kids with parents...you know...  

"mixed" 

White milk imbiber, dad’s a weebo
Mama-san from Tokyo 
Caucasians kids will on occasion 
Call their baby girl a "waisan"

Stand indignant, arms akimbo
Unsure if it's rude or cute
I'm in jail, stuck in limbo
Shoulda played Ladders and Chutes

Cici - 

Stay there. Lose another turn. It’s Chutes and Ladders, Dave. Maybe I'll get ya a rhyming dictionary for Christmas. If you want, my opinion, the term "wasian" seems a bit rude. What wasshole made it up?

Angel - 

Coulda been a blasshole

Cici - 

I guess

Angel - 

Didya know Tigger Woods had a Thai mother and black father?

Cici - 

Groan. You got a serious typo to fix there, Sport!  


Angel - 

Didja?


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PoetNote - 

"Wasian" - a portmanteau of "white" and "Asian" is a neologism referring to people of white and Asian descent

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The Inappropriate Humor Quaternity - 

Poem # 1 - Fun with Disabilities & Atonement Story
Poem # 2 - Another Joke that Cratered
Poem # 3 - I Eat Mine
Poem # 4 - Undignified Transfer
Poem # 4B - Do Not Pass Go
Poem # 4C - Dyslexic in California & Crateful
Poem # 4D - I'm Gonna Move, but That's Not Why!