Durable Good

[To the tune of Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown), by The Beatles]

Durable Good

     David Angel 

[To the tune of Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown), by The Beatles] 

I once had a tariff
Or should I say
It once had me

It’s really a tax
Isn’t it good
Durable good

I know you’re dumb, hey
And you can’t buy the things that you need
You won’t look around
And notice when I pull out your chair

My orange hair’s a rug
I wear makeup
Makes Melania wine

Text typos till two
On Truth Social said
"Your brain is dead"

My gaslighting works by the morning
I started to laugh
I tell them they’re winning
They’d walk off a cliff if I asked

And when you awake
I’ll be long gone
With my Bitcoins

I light libs on fire
Poverty’s good
No durable goods
  

Copyright ©️ 2026, David Angel, All Rights Reserved 

Cici - 

The right brain MFAs around here may not have taken any economic classes, Dave

Angel - 

Unfamiliar acronym. Muther F... Asses? Don't call us names. We can't all choose our degrees as wisely as you, hon

"Durable goods are items that have a long life span and are not consumed or quickly worn out during use. These goods typically last for three years or more and include products like cars, appliances, and furniture. Understanding durable goods is essential because they play a significant role in measuring economic performance and consumer spending, affecting overall economic growth."

- fiveable. me