Hatching a Plan
Poem #123 - Fun with Poetic Form Series - Good Taste in Poetry
"Poet" - Gonna write an epic sestina about them tasty eggs! Cici - You’re gonna write a six line poem of six stanzas plus a three line envoi & worry about endlessly rotating six end-words all to talk about twelve multi-colored farm eggs we got yesterday? Angel - Okay, a limerick then Cici - Well, that’s going to the other extreme, Dave. Don’t let me dissuade you from writing a real poem Angel - Pantoum maybe? I’ll just hatch a few quatrains. If I remember correctly, line 2 becomes line one of the next stanza, line 4 becomes line 3 of the next stanza and the final stanza reuses lines from the first stanza to close the circ… You know, on third thought, I think I’m just gonna write an easy terza rima and call it a day because we’re out of coffee now - I only had 3 cups this morning Cici - What’s a terza rima? Angel - It’s a chain rhyme in tercets obviously ABA BCB CDC DED… It usually ends with a single line or couplet to complete the chain. 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There once was a man with no taste
Who would submit poems in haste
His off-color postings
They led to some ghosting
They scared away those who were chaste!