What to Expect in Your 70s

Poem # 6 - WebMDumb Series

Emails from WebMD
Tryin’ to spoil the mystery
Forego a beer or shotgun three
The reaper will still come for thee

So far so good for smart ass me
Incurious about disease 
Unsubscribed from WebMD
Spoilers roil the calmest sea

Bad hops ruin the batch
Retinas detach
Perky chi chi’s drop
Aneurysms pop

No one has to take their sh*t
Ignorance is truly bliss
I survived to ninety three 
By flipping off dumb WebMD

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The WebMDumb Series:

Poem # 1 - Don't Even Wanna Know - Posted 7/28/25
Poem # 2 - Vitreous Detachment & Sundry Unpleasantries - 7/28/25
Poem # 3 - WebMDumb - 7/29/25
Poem # 4 - Unsubscribe - 7/29/25
Poem # 5 - What to Expect in Your Seventies - 7/29/25
Poem # 6 - What to Expect in Your 70s - 7/29/25