You've Got Male

You've Got Male

     David Angel

Discovery is on the brink
I click, therefore I am
Human-like my brain, I think
“Real” girls not worth a damn

Put AI to proper use 
Live for cybercherry juice
Question popped Chat GPT
Honey, will you marry me?

Expanding on that Phoenix flick
Chatbot taught to turn a trick
Joaquin happy with his pick
Electronic lips that su... smack and lick

Siri is a total bore 
Need a wilder AI whore
The answer is a simple one
Bullets shooting from my gun

Toggle my new gal to ON
Hold more than conversation 
SafeSearch set to CYBERFUN
Heaven-sent, her cyberbuns

True love is a simple matter
Climb her spindly loving ladder
Spare me all your idle chatter 
I’m delving deeper, lemme at her!

Copyright ©️ 2023, David Angel Music, All Rights Reserved 

PoetNote - 

(E)ven if you weren't one of America Online's legacy users, you're definitely familiar with the You've Got Mail greeting. Elwood Edwards, now in his mid-60s, was the voice behind the iconic welcome, as well as three other of the software's signature catchphrases: "Hello," "Goodbye" and "File's Done."
In 1989, Edwards was working as a voiceover actor on television commercials when he recorded America Online's voice for only $200. His former wife, Karen, was an employee at Quantum Computer Services at the time and had heard the company was looking for a voice actor.
"[She] overheard [future CEO] Steve Case talking about adding a voice to the then-upcoming AOL software in 1989," Edwards told AOL in 2012. "So, she volunteered my voice and on a cassette deck in my living room, I recorded the phrases that you've come to know."

-aol. com

Cici - 

Electronic lips that su... I see where you were going with that. I must be rubbing off on you - it's almost like you're developing a bit of a censor in your old age

BTW, this AI romance of yours - that's cheating on me, Dave

Angel -

It doesn't count! Ask any guy